I dont so much dislike this therapy as much as I despise what I cannot do. I am forced to feel more of a recluse than I already am. Everyone enjoys getting out to catch dinner, a movie, or have a drink at the bar. This therapy does not allow these things. There is NOTHING I can eat at restaurants, cant have even one beer, and by the way dont drink the water at the movie theatre…… Hope you enjoy being a total recluse, left to look forward to your next coffee enema (full of complete spasms and body rejection) , and the major event for the day is running around town trying to find who has organic onions. Try to do all this without shitting or pissing yourself. Please plan on not being able to make it to a bathroom on this therapy. I have gone to the bathroom so many times in public places I dont even get nervous anymore. I have even defacated in the produce section of a supermarket before. Its day 16, about this bullshit and I am telling the truth about what really goes on….. THERE IS NOTHING I HATE MORE THAN THIS THERAPY (or what I cannot do). I hate this therapy more than I hate my ex-girlfriends….. all of them combined! Enough bitching, I have a good story. Here is one of the reasons my health is as bad as it is today. I got nice a drunk a few years ago with my canadian buddy Greggy- Greg ruttan (”it always seems to happen when youre there greg”)…… We got ripped and started swallowing keys. I forgot about this incidence a few days later I had a doctor appointment Dr. McGuire a urinary pecialist at University Of Michigan Hospital. He took an X-ray over my bladder and found a key….. It was master lock type of key, and he wasnt sure if it was in my bladder or my colon. He told me ” you better pray that that thing is not in your bladder!” I told the nurse that this was the “key to my success”. This is a Steven Luch Blog, my health is terrible, and I would be living in hell, but there are too many beautiful women in Thailand to be hell….
Archive for the ‘Sillyness’ Category
Day 16- Its not what I have to do, its what I cannot do.
Saturday, April 18th, 2009Noise violation at my home
Monday, March 30th, 2009I received my first noise warning……. Had a couple friends over and got a little bit loud. I wish that my noise warnings were written in another language that I could not understand back at my other flop houses in the States
Article from my White Castle 2002 Hall of Fame Induction!
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Detroit Man with Help from Pet Pig Joins White Castle Cravers Hall of Fame.
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — A Detroit man recently was inducted into the Cravers Hall of Fame during a ceremony at the White Castle corporate office in Columbus, Ohio, on May 9, 2002. Steven Luch was presented with a special plaque from White Castle president and CEO Bill Ingram who presided over the ceremony.
Luch is a special kind of White Castle regular. Not only does he eat at his favorite fast food restaurant five days a week, he routinely buys 50 sacks (that’s 500 hamburgers!) to serve at the large White Castle-themed parties he hosts. One would think it would take a lot of effort to clean up after these parties, but Steven has help. Nips, his pet pot-bellied pig, eats all the …
More info at http://whitecastle.com/_pages/story_detail.asp?year=2002&story=4
Rubber chicken
Sunday, March 8th, 2009This is my chicken “my son” in Thailand. This chicken goes with me everywhere in the jungle. Recently, while attending a go-go bar somebody stole my baby. So I went back to the establishment and made this posting in thai. THE CHICKEN WAS RECOVERED! THANK YOU BUDDHA!
